Even Stevens (TV Series)

Secrets and Spies (2000)

A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : [finding his briefs hanging on the outside of his locker and reading the attached note]  "You left your tighty whities in gym class - Couch Tugnut".

  Girl in Hall : Hey there. You're Ren Stevens' little brother, right?

  Louis Stevens : [as he tries to hide the underwear]  The name... the name's Louis.

  Alan Twitty : [holding up Louis' underpants]  Yeah, it says so right on his underwear.

• Louis Stevens : Little Miss Weird has been running around the house all day, and it's payback time!

  Alan Twitty : [plays his guitar and sings]  It's payback time, it's payback time!

  Louis Stevens : Look over here, I'm gonna show you something.

  Alan Twitty : [playing and singing]  I'm gonna show you something, I'm gonna show you!

  Louis Stevens : Get out! Get out of my house!

  Alan Twitty : [still doing his music]  Get, get out of Louis's house!

  Louis Stevens : Louis is cool.

  Alan Twitty : [still playing and singing]  Louis is a big nerd, he's the biggest nerd!

• Louis Stevens : [pacing in his room, while Twitty sits on the edge of the bed with his guitar]  Ren is up to something. The question is, What?

  Alan Twitty : Well, she's a girl, and girls do weird things. Hey, that's a great song title.

  Alan Twitty : [he strums his guitar along with his new lyrics]  Girls Do Weird Things...