Even Stevens (TV Series)
Short Story (2002)
Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens, Loomis Freeman
Quotes
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Twitty : Dude, you've gotta find Loomis.
Louis Stevens : You can say that three times fast.
Twitty : You've gotta find Loomis, you've gotta find Loomis, you've gotta find Loomis...
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Louis Stevens : [trying to trick Loomis into giving him the water balloon] Yes, you win, a'right - no harm, no foul? Oh... you got a booger. It's a runner, man, you gotta catch that. Here, I'll hold that for you.
Loomis Freeman : [checking his nose] Are you kidding me? Oh...
Louis Stevens : [grabs the balloon while Loomis is distracted] What's up now, Loomis!
Loomis Freeman : You tricked me!
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Louis Stevens : You know what this is? This is my evil twin! That explains it, he's my evil twin! Which would be pretty cool if he wasn't trying to ruin my life.
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Loomis Freeman : You smell purty!
Tawny Dean : [unsure what to answer] You smell purty too.
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Louis Stevens : This school ain't big enough for the both of us. Now, you get out of here, and don't ever besmirch my name again, Loomis.
Loomis Freeman : What's 'besmirch' mean?
Louis Stevens : [caught off guard, Louis mumbles, his voice trailing off] Besmirch... uhhh, besmirch...
