Even Stevens (TV Series)

Shutterbugged (2001)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

Quotes 

• Ren Stevens : Oh, hey, Louis! Noticing anything different?

  [Louis looks unsure what to answer] 

  Ren Stevens : No braces...?

  Louis Stevens : Oh, no bra... Right! Sorry, I was distracted by your cheeks.

  Ren Stevens : Why would you be distracted by my cheeks?

  Louis Stevens : Because it looks like you're smuggling meatballs from the cafeteria.

  [holds up the locker mirror to her. Ren looks at it] 

  Ren Stevens : [upset]  Oh my god, I look like a...

  Louis Stevens : Blowfish.

• Louis Stevens : [school pictures arrive, and Louis gets a look at his]  It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life.

  Eileen Stevens : [Mom looks, and sees a portrait of Louis smiling pleasantly for the camera]  Oh, now, Louis, you look very handsome in this picture.

  Louis Stevens : I made the best shaved-dog-butt face, and this hack totally missed it.