- Ren Stevens: I'm sorry, but sometimes you just have to stick to your principles.
- Principal Wexler: Do not talk to a principal about principles.
- Ren Stevens: Oh, hey, Louis! Noticing anything different?
- [Louis looks unsure what to answer]
- Ren Stevens: No braces...?
- Louis Stevens: Oh, no bra... Right! Sorry, I was distracted by your cheeks.
- Ren Stevens: Why would you be distracted by my cheeks?
- Louis Stevens: Because it looks like you're smuggling meatballs from the cafeteria.
- [holds up the locker mirror to her. Ren looks at it]
- Ren Stevens: [upset] Oh my god, I look like a...
- Louis Stevens: Blowfish.
- Louis Stevens: [school pictures arrive, and Louis gets a look at his] It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life.
- Eileen Stevens: [Mom looks, and sees a portrait of Louis smiling pleasantly for the camera] Oh, now, Louis, you look very handsome in this picture.
- Louis Stevens: I made the best shaved-dog-butt face, and this hack totally missed it.