- Donnie Stevens: Do you wanna come to my date with me to translate?
- Nelson Minkler: You want me to come to your date with you? But what if she says something, you know, personal?
- Donnie Stevens: Uh... Well, you can still translate, just plug your ears.
- Ren Stevens: Hey, Bobby.
- Bobby Deaver: Hey.
- Ren Stevens: Mandy.
- Mandy Sanchez: Ren. I love your lipstick, that color look so well on your thin lips.
- Ren Stevens: You know, I really wonder how it'd look like on a fat lip.
- David Blackburn: [to Louis and Ren] Hello. I'm David Blackburn.
- Louis Stevens: Sir! Yeah, I'm Louis Stevens. This is Cruella.
- Louis Stevens: You can't beat me on the Prince of the Plank, Ren! Can't - beat - me! No, I'm the Prince of the Plank!
- Nelson Minkler: [to Sandrine, in french about Donnie] He has the intelligence of a buttered croissant.