Even Stevens (TV Series)
Snow Job (2002)
Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens
Quotes
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Louis Stevens : If a chicken had lips could it whistle?
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Eileen Stevens : Louis, you're late and we're having a lot of assignments to get through. Now... We'll begin with English class.
Louis Stevens : You forgot to call attendance, Mom.
Eileen Stevens : [angry] Louis!
Louis Stevens : Present.
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Eileen Stevens : Louis!
Louis Stevens : [wakes up] I didn't do anything!
Eileen Stevens : [looks at the algebra board] I know!
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Louis Stevens : [to Ren] You know what? Why don't you just go accomplish something and leave me alone.
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Ren Stevens : I know how it feels to try and try something and just never get it right.
Louis Stevens : No, you don't! You don't understand. You're good at everything.
Ren Stevens : Thanks. But did you ever try pole vaulting?
Louis Stevens : Is... is that where they do the volleyball...?
Ren Stevens : No. It's where you stick the pole in the ground and hit yourself.