Even Stevens (TV Series)

Starstruck (2001)

Margo Harshman: Tawny Dean

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Quotes 

• Alan Twitty : [a construction platform falls, nearly hitting Louis]  Somethin' fell.

  Tawny Dean : Twitty, Louis was almost squished!

  Alan Twitty : That could hurt.

• Alan Twitty : [sign on a classroom door]  "Test cancelled due to my monkey having babies."

  Tawny Dean : Talk about dumb luck.

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, really. Thanks, bearded penny dude!

• Tawny Dean : Sorry, I'm exhausted. I was up late last night, studying for a wrecker Social Studies test.

  Louis Stevens : Yeah. Yeah, when is that thing anyway?

  Tawny Dean : In about a minute.

  Louis Stevens : What?

  Tawny Dean : Well, that should be plenty of time for you to learn all the Constitution.

  Louis Stevens : No, I'm dead!

  Tawny Dean : Yes.

  Louis Stevens : I know nothing about it. Why do we even have to learn about that old, stupid piece of paper, anyway?

  Tawny Dean : I don't know, maybe 'cause it's... the foundation of American democracy?

  Louis Stevens : Oh, sure, when you say it like that, it sounds all important.

• Tawny Dean : Where's Louis?

  Alan Twitty : Dude, this whole lucky penny thing's getting ridiculous. Principal Wexler had to go to a meeting, so he couldn't eat his birthday lunch. Guess who got it.

  [Louis comes to the lunch area with Principal Wexler's lunch, which is pretty big] 

  Louis Stevens : Hope it's not overcooked, you know. Nothin' worse than rubbery lobster.

• Louis Stevens : [Louis begs Twitty's fruit cup, then finds a message under the lid]  What is this? "Congratulations, you won a free fashion make over, courtesy of Fruity Fruit cocktail." Check that out!

  Tawny Dean : Okay, now I'm scared.

• Alan Twitty : How long do you think that lucky streak will go on?

  Louis Stevens : Well, as long as I got my penny, I'd say... oh, forever?

  Alan Twitty : Sweet!

  Tawny Dean : Okay, do you guys really believe that that penny has some kind of mystical powers?

  Louis Stevens : What? No, of course not.

  Alan Twitty : Dude, what do you, think, that we're, like, some kind of superstitious maniacs?

• Louis Stevens : Pennydance.

  Alan Twitty : Yeah!

  [Louis lays the penny on a chair, which he and Twitty dances wildly around] 

  Tawny Dean : Look, guys! There's no such thing as a lucky penny. Look, it's just a series of admittedly weird coincidences.

  Louis Stevens : Really? Could you turn up the radio, please?

  [Tawny looks at him, but then turns the radio up] 

  DJ Breezy Breeze : That was three in a row from BBMak! You know what that means! We're waiting for our twenty-first caller, at 555-0134.

  Louis Stevens : Come on, Aby-baby, work your magic.

  Tawny Dean : Okay, Louis, do you realize the odds? Every kid in Sacramento is gonna be on that...

  Louis Stevens : Shh! Timing has to be perfect, okay? It's a finger thing.

  [later] 

  DJ Breezy Breeze : You're on K-Sac with BBMak! Who are we talking to?

  Louis Stevens : Uh... Uh, Louis Stevens.

  DJ Breezy Breeze : Louis Stevens! Well, you're our lucky twenty-first caller! Louis Stevens, how do you feel?

  Louis Stevens : I'm pretty cool.

  Ste McNally : I think we should go for the twenty-second caller.

  Mark Barry : You know, we usually get a little more enthusiasm from our winners!

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, well, I have to tell you, this whole charm life thing is getting a little old.

  DJ Breezy Breeze : Right! Hold on to that call!

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, I'll hold. Hey, do you guys wanna go to BBMak on recording session?

  Alan Twitty : [to Tawny]  You got enough proof?

  Tawny Dean : [pauses]  Pennydance.