Even Stevens (TV Series)

Stevens Manor (2002)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : [Louis has turned the Stevens house into a Bed & Breakfast]  Of course the crown jewel of the Garden Cafe is the lovely Tawny Dean. She's the piano player here. We call her the human jukebox, 'cause she knows all kinds of songs.

  Kitna Twin : Does she know "I hate it here, we should've gone to Hawaii?"

  Tawny Dean : [improvising a song]  I hate it here / We should've gone to Hawaii / Where they say "aloha" / And roast little piggies.

• Louis Stevens : Mrs. Culpepper, I presume? What a nice jacket. How was your trip?

  Mrs. Culpepper : Miserable.

  Louis Stevens : Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Well, we at Stevens Manor are all about you, the guest, and help you forget about all your problems! So come here! COME HERE! Give me a hug. Oh...

  [gives Mrs. Culpepper a hug. Mrs. Culpepper doesn't look all too comforted] 

• Louis Stevens : You guys seen the rec room yet? No? You haven't seen it? Well there you go. There's a ball, play safe, all right?

  [he hands the twins two paddles and a ping-pong ball] 

  Kitna Twin : All you have is a ping-pong table?

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, well I never said anything about a table.

• Louis Stevens : It's almost 12 o'clock! They're all gonna want their money back.

  Ren Stevens : I know. Unless they don't know it's midnight.

  Louis Stevens : Unless they don't know it's midnight... Oh, I see where you're going! I see where you're going!

  [starts to laugh, as does Ren, Twitty, Tawny and Tom. After a while, they suddenly stops] 

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, I don't really know where you're going with this.

• Eileen Stevens : Louis! Are you alright? How is your back?

  Louis Stevens : My... my back? My back? Yeah, yeah... I mean, it went out, but, uh... Then it came back in.