Even Stevens (TV Series)

Stevens Manor (2002)

Emily Yancy: Mrs. Culpepper

Quotes 

• Mrs. Culpepper : There's pulp in my orange juice. I don't like pulp in my orange juice.

  Tom Gribalski : Well, maybe you've never given it a fair shake. Personally, I love the pulp. Gives my OJ that right-off-the-tree, fleshy taste. Mmmm, mmmm.

  Mrs. Culpepper : I don't remember asking how you liked your juice... For the last time, just give me a glass of orange juice, sans pulp!

  Tom Gribalski : Of course. 'Cause pulp's bad! Pulp's scary! Ooooh... Everybody, look out for the pulp!

  Mrs. Culpepper : [after Louis takes Tom aside and reminds him to be nice to the guests]  Forget the juice! I'm turning in early.

  Tom Gribalski : [sarcastically]  Oh, would you like me to check your room for pulp?

• Louis Stevens : Mrs. Culpepper, I presume? What a nice jacket. How was your trip?

  Mrs. Culpepper : Miserable.

  Louis Stevens : Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Well, we at Stevens Manor are all about you, the guest, and help you forget about all your problems! So come here! COME HERE! Give me a hug. Oh...

  [gives Mrs. Culpepper a hug. Mrs. Culpepper doesn't look all too comforted] 

• Mrs. Culpepper : [staggering into the kitchen for the early breakfast at Stevens Manor]  Something smells ambrosial.

  Beans : Don't look at me, lady.