- Louis Stevens: Listen, Ren, I know under article 4, I'm not supposed to talk to you tonight, but I thought you should know you have a tree growing out of your head.
- Ruby Mendel: Are you okay?
- Ren Stevens: I'm jinxed!
- Ruby Mendel: Ren, stop it! You're not jinxed.
- Ren Stevens: Oh, yeah, I am.
- Ruby Mendel: I told you, we're gonna clean you up, and you're gonna march out there and give it another shot!
- Ren Stevens: No, we're not.
- Ruby Mendel: Yes, you are.
- Ren Stevens: No, we're not!
- Ruby Mendel: Yes, you are!
- Ren Stevens: NO, WE'RE NOT!
- Ruby Mendel: WHY NOT?
- Ren Stevens: MY FOOT IS STUCK IN THE TOILET!
- Ren Stevens: It's really hard to like someone and not have them know how you feel.
- Louis Stevens: Hm.
- Ren Stevens: I know you can't relate to this now, but someday you will.
- Louis Stevens: Well, you'd be surprised.
- Zack Estrada: Hey, Lou, it is gonna be totally sick. Party starts at 8, we can just, you know, kick it 'til whenever.
- Louis Stevens: [Louis wants to avoid the party, as he doesn't know how to dance] Yeah, well, uh, Zack, that sounds like a big, stinky pile of fun, but, uh, there's this documentary on the history of coleslaw that I can't miss.
- Zack Estrada: Oh. Whatever.
- Alan Twitty: [Twitty and Tawny join them] Hey, Zack, what's up, bro. Dude, I can't wait 'til your party tomorrow night, man.
- Louis Stevens: Wait, you're goin'?
- Alan Twitty: Yeah, last year was insane.
- Zack Estrada: Oh, this year's gonna be better. My mom's pickin' up some major snackage.
- Alan Twitty: All right.
- Zack Estrada: Hey, Tawny, you ever try a jalapeño puff?
- Tawny Dean: No, but I can't wait.
- Zack Estrada: Ohhh, you are in for a treat.
- Zack Estrada: [to Louis] Too bad you can't make it, dude.
- Louis Stevens: [he begins to realize that Zack will putting some moves on Tawny, which doesn't set well] Wait, today's the fifth, right? Yeah, so that whole coleslaw documentary is next week, on the tenth. I can make it.