Even Stevens (TV Series)

Surf's Up (2003)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

Quotes 

• Alan Twitty : Do you actually know how to surf?

  Louis Stevens : I have the reflexes of a cat. And the dexterity of a jeweler. And... I can open my eyes under water.

• Louis Stevens : [there are no waves coming in, as Louis paddles up to the other surfers]  What's up, guys! Thought the ocean was gonna be a little bigger, huh?

  Zack Estrada : Yeah, nice one, Sir Jinx-a-lot.

  Louis Stevens : Sir What-a-lot?

  Zack Estrada : Dude, you brought your board into The Shack, you broke our lucky surf idol.

  Louis Stevens : So what. You guys believe in that stuff?

  Zack Estrada : Do you see any waves out here?

• Alan Twitty : Spring Break, buddy.

  Louis Stevens : Yes, sir, Spring Break. Approachin' fast, huh. So, uh, what did Zack want to talk about, man?

  Alan Twitty : Oh, nothin', he just invited me to go surfin'.

  Louis Stevens : Oh yeah? Nice of him, that's, that's so nice. So, when did you start hangin' out with him and his friends, man?

  [his voice cracks, trying to hide his jealousy] 

  Alan Twitty : Um, last Spring Break I went surfin' with 'em, you know, when your Dad made you go to that temper tantrum workshop.

  Louis Stevens : [Louis suddenly starts shouting at the top of his lungs]  NOW YOU LISTEN HERE! I EXPRESS MYSELF APPROPRIATELY NOW! ALL YOU PEOPLE... a-heh, heh...

• Louis Stevens : [barging in to Ren's sleepover with her girlfriends]  Hey, Ladies. Ren, uh, y'know, me and the guys are going to the beach tomorrow, and I need some surf wax, so I was wonderin', y'know, maybe I could use some of that gunk you use on your mustache...

  [Ren is outraged, her friends are amused]