- Ren Stevens: It's like my dad always says: "Good, better, best. Never stop to rest till the good is better and the better best!"
- Counceller: Uh-huh...
- Louis Stevens: Oh! The card.
- Ernie Morton: Uh-uh... I'll give you the card at the end of the day.
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, okay. Alright. No problem.
- Ernie Morton: Right after I give my goodbye kiss!
- [runs off to Ren]
- Louis Stevens: Problem!
- Ren Stevens: How could you! I have a reputation at school. How am I supposed to show my face there again? Hm?
- Louis Stevens: May I suggest plastic surgery?
- Ren Stevens: Louis! I'm going to twist you into a pretzel, break you into crumbs and feed you to the birds!
- Alan Twitty: She calls you a slug.
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, well, that's 'cause she loves me right down to the ground.
- Teacher: Louis Stevens! Is there a problem?
- Louis Stevens: No. I was just commenting that it's amazing how your favorite continent is my favorite continent too.
- Teacher: I'm certain it's one of the great mysteries of life. Perhaps you'd like to stay after class to explore this mystery a little further?
- Louis Stevens: No, that's alright. I'll just wait for the movie.