"Even Stevens" The Thomas Gribalski Affair (TV Episode 2001) - Shia LaBeouf as Louis Stevens

Louis Stevens : [a meat ball lands in his cup] Yeah! And it counts!

Alan Twitty : [a meat ball lands in Tawny's cup] Oh! Right plus. I get an extra five points 'cause it landed in someone else's cup.

Louis Stevens : Thanks a lot, Tawny.

Tawny Dean : Don't you get tired of making up these stupid games?

Louis Stevens : Yes, but then we just move on to another one.
Tom Gribalski : Steve Stevens is a real deal!

Louis Stevens : Steve Stevens? Steve Steven... Isn't that my dad's name?
Louis Stevens : [Twitty is running around a tree] 2001... 2002... 2003... Alright, man! You beat my record by 2000.
Tawny Dean : [after Louis' flashback of pushing his father into the water] It's obvious.

Louis Stevens : Right.

Tawny Dean : Don't you see the symbolism?

Louis Stevens : Yes!... No.

Tawny Dean : Louis, all these years, you've been pushing your father away.

Louis Stevens : Hm. So you're saying that now it's time to pull him back?

Tawny Dean : Very good!

Louis Stevens : So, how do I go back doing that?

Tawny Dean : Uhm... Take him out on something he likes to do.

Louis Stevens : No, no. I can't do that. My dad likes dorky stuff, like wooden leprechauns, you know? You know anything else I can do?

Tawny Dean : Time's up, that'd be five bucks.

[Louis laughs]

Tawny Dean : I'm serious.

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens