- Tom Gribalski: Wow! Fantastic. I've seen those kids, Mr. Stevens. Is that Mick Charmer, the Friendly Farmer?
- Steve Stevens: No, Tom. Actually, this is Mick Stinker, the Town Drinker.
- Louis Stevens: [a meat ball lands in his cup] Yeah! And it counts!
- Alan Twitty: [a meat ball lands in Tawny's cup] Oh! Right plus. I get an extra five points 'cause it landed in someone else's cup.
- Louis Stevens: Thanks a lot, Tawny.
- Tawny Dean: Don't you get tired of making up these stupid games?
- Louis Stevens: Yes, but then we just move on to another one.
- Tom Gribalski: Steve Stevens is a real deal!
- Louis Stevens: Steve Stevens? Steve Steven... Isn't that my dad's name?
- Louis Stevens: [Twitty is running around a tree] 2001... 2002... 2003... Alright, man! You beat my record by 2000.
- Tawny Dean: [after Louis' flashback of pushing his father into the water] It's obvious.
- Louis Stevens: Right.
- Tawny Dean: Don't you see the symbolism?
- Louis Stevens: Yes!... No.
- Tawny Dean: Louis, all these years, you've been pushing your father away.
- Louis Stevens: Hm. So you're saying that now it's time to pull him back?
- Tawny Dean: Very good!
- Louis Stevens: So, how do I go back doing that?
- Tawny Dean: Uhm... Take him out on something he likes to do.
- Louis Stevens: No, no. I can't do that. My dad likes dorky stuff, like wooden leprechauns, you know? You know anything else I can do?
- Tawny Dean: Time's up, that'd be five bucks.
- [Louis laughs]
- Tawny Dean: I'm serious.
- Eileen Stevens: Repeat after me: I am the master of the bike.
- Ren Stevens: [rolls her eyes] I am the master of the bike.
- Eileen Stevens: And what are you going to do?
- Ren Stevens: Well, I'm gonna ride the bike.
- Eileen Stevens: Ren, say it like you mean it.
- Ren Stevens: I'm gonna ride the bike.
- Eileen Stevens: Louder!
- Ren Stevens: I'm gonna ride the bike!
- Eileen Stevens: I can't hear you.
- Ren Stevens: I AM GOING TO RIDE THE BIKE!
- Eileen Stevens: Not so loud, honey.