- Steve Stevens: And where did you get that stupid hat?
- Louis Stevens: What hat?
- [Steve's head explodes]
- Steve Stevens: Mrs. Stevens? This is your husband. Why don't you step outside and see what daddy bought?
- Donnie Stevens: Please be convertible.
- Ren Stevens: A red one with leather seats.
- Donnie Stevens: Who cares, as long as it's not a...
- [sees the car]
- Donnie Stevens: Mini...
- Ren Stevens: ...Van.
- [Uncle Chuck wants to help Louis get even with Larry Beale]
- Uncle Chuck Stevens: What do you say to an old-fashioned T-P-ing of this joker's house, huh?
- Louis Stevens: I can't. I can't, my Dad said I have to stay here.
- Uncle Chuck Stevens: For how long?
- Louis Stevens: Until he says otherwise.
- Uncle Chuck Stevens: Did he actually say the word 'otherwise'?
- [Louis begins to see the logic]
- Louis Stevens: Yes, he did.
- Uncle Chuck Stevens: Then let's go!