Even Stevens (TV Series)

What'll Idol Do? (2000)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• [Louis believes someone has stolen his video tape] 

  Louis Stevens : Oh, so it's going to be the "Louis, we have no idea what you're talking about" routine.

  Steve Stevens : Louis. We have no idea what you're talking about.

• Louis Stevens : [to Ren]  I have the right to question all the suspects. You.

• Tom Gribalski : Hey, Tawny, you think I could set up surveillances in your house sometime?

  Louis Stevens : Tawny doesn't have a home.

  Tom Gribalski : Oh.

  Louis Stevens : She lives on her bike. It's a long story, it's very tragic.

• Louis Stevens : Funniest thing happened to me today. I wanted to tell my sister she's being taken for a ride. Problem is, sis isn't too used to me telling true stories. So, you know, I'm realizing that every time I try to do something nice for this family, nobody ever believes me. So now I got to figure out how to tell her... without telling her. The worst part is... I got a zit the size of a Volkswagen.