- Tawny Dean: Louis! You stole the wombat suit again? You should have told me, I would've done it with you. Okay, mascots are so annoying.
- Louis Stevens: You know, actually, um... I'm the mascot.
- Tawny Dean: [push Louis into the locker] Get outta here!
- Louis Stevens: Twitty, let's face it. Tawny's great. But she's a little girl! But, you see, Ms. Morgan... Ms. Morgan. She is a woman. And I... I'm a man.
- Tawny Dean: Twitty! Um, can I ask you a question? What's up with Louis?
- Alan Twitty: What do you mean?
- Tawny Dean: I don't know. He's been acting really weird lately, and he keeps blowing me off.
- Alan Twitty: Well, Louis... He's just going through a difficult phase right now, and he's taking a little time to get his head together.
- Tawny Dean: What, do you mean he actually took my advice and got some therapy?
- Alan Twitty: Kinda. Uh... He's going to Mascot Boot Camp.
- Tawny Dean: I give up.
- Ren Stevens: I got breakfast spirit, yes I do! I got breakfast spirit, how about you?
- Steve Stevens: I got breakfast spirit... Honey, come here for a second.
- Ren Stevens: What? What? What? What?
- Steve Stevens: Sit down.
- Ren Stevens: Sit down! Sit down! Sit down, sit down, sit down!
- Louis Stevens: No, Tawny, don't leave. I have to tell you something.
- Tawny Dean: What?
- Louis Stevens: You have the two most beautiful eyebrows I've ever seen.