Even Stevens (TV Series)
Your Toast (2002)
Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens
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Quotes
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Ren Stevens : The only job I've ever had is a lemonade stand.
Ruby : There you go, extensive food related experience.
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[Squirelli looks over Ren's resume]
Norman Squirelli : [to Ren] Impressive résumé.
Ren Stevens : Thank you.
[Squirelli crumples up Ren's résumé in front of her]
Norman Squirelli : [as he places a slice of toast into a toaster on his desk using tongs] You ever made toast before, Ren Stevens?
Ren Stevens : Um... sure. Every morning.
Norman Squirelli : I meant professionally.
Ren Stevens : Oh... um. Well, I had a lemonade stand once and I thought about serving toast. But um...
[the two are rudely interrupted when an employee burst into Norman's office grabbing a fresh bag of bread]
Norman Squirelli : Ren, forget everything that you *think* you know about making toast. Because we just don't *sell* toast. We sell a whole new world!
Norman Squirelli : [struggles to get out from behind his desk and eventually succeeds] We sell fun... and... and... energy... and... and the whole toast lifestyle!
[as the toast pops out of the toaster, Norman grabs a plate and quickly spins around as the slice of toast lands perfectly on the plate]
Ren Stevens : [amazed] Wow! You're really good!
Norman Squirelli : [as he puts the plate down] It's all about professionalism.
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Ren Stevens : Can someone please tell me what is wrong with the world today?
Steve Stevens : Well, music sure has changed. You can't hear a decent love song anymore without someone screamin' about their booty.