Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Debra's Workout (1999)

Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone

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• Ray Barone : I guess I'm not aerobically gifted.

  Debra Barone : That's okay, a lot of people break the boombox on their first time out.

  Ray Barone : Yeah, that's funny. You wanna have sex?

  Debra Barone : What?

  Ray Barone : Yeah. I mean, the kids aren't home and the honeymoon suite is vacant.

  Debra Barone : Oh! No, not right now.

  Ray Barone : Why?

  Debra Barone : Um, you know, I'm just not really in the mood right now.

  Ray Barone : Why, 'cause you missed the class?

  Debra Barone : Missed the class? No, I'm just, you know, not in the mood.

  Ray Barone : Why?

  Debra Barone : What, are you seven? How many times are you gonna ask me why?

  Ray Barone : Just until you really tell me why.

  Debra Barone : Okay, because the kids are gonna be home any minute, I have a sink full of dishes and I why do I have to explain it? I'm just not in the mood!

  [Ray pulls out the pamphlet and holds in front of his face] 

  Ray Barone : How about now? Yeah. Huh? What? Are you in the mood now, huh? Huh?

  [He mimics aerobics movements] 

  Ray Barone : Kick, one two, kick, one two. Kick, one two. I'm a maniac, maniac.

  Debra Barone : Ah, now I'm in the mood

• Ray Barone : Every time you go to the class you're getting all turned on by Hunky Joe, right? And you come home to me to put out the fire.

  Debra Barone : Are you out of your mind?

  Ray Barone : [Imitating Nick, the Aerobics instructor]  Looking good, Debra. Looking good.

  Debra Barone : What, so you're getting all paranoid because we had a little extra sex last week?

  Ray Barone : Three times! Three times, right? You don't think that's out of the ordinary? I'm surprised it wasn't on the news.

  Debra Barone : So you think I'm cheating on you with you?

  Ray Barone : Put it however you want. You know what you're doing.

  Debra Barone : You know what? I'm tired. Could you just call yourself an idiot?

  Ray Barone : Yeah. You know I'm right, right? How would you like it if I did that to you?

  Debra Barone : Oh, please! What about every year when that stupid swimsuit issue arrives? I know I'm not gonna be getting much sleep that night. Why is that, Ray?

  Ray Barone : That's not true. That's not true. Don't try to make that like this.

  Debra Barone : What about the naked channel that you're always trying to check to see if they forgot to scramble it?

  Ray Barone : That's... I'm not checking it!

  Debra Barone : Oh no?

  Ray Barone : It's on the way to the Travel Channel.

  Debra Barone : Who's the one in the bedroom with all the little character suggestions, huh? "I'm the stock-boy and you can't reach the sauce. " Or "Ooh, come to bed with a limp. "

  Ray Barone : Look, that isn't the same, all right? You can't compare that.

  Debra Barone : Why is that?

  Ray Barone : Because none of those things are real, okay? They're all make-believe, they're games! This guy is real! He's flesh and blood and sweat and muscles, okay? And I don't like it! I don't like it!

  [Ray crumples up the pamphlet and throws it away and kicks the trashcan] 

  Debra Barone : Ray, did it ever occur to you that taking aerobics classes makes me feel better about myself? Yeah, so if I feel better about myself, I feel better about a lot of other things too.

  Ray Barone : Yeah, but that guy...

  Debra Barone : That guy teaches class, that's all.

  Ray Barone : That's all?

  Debra Barone : That's it. You know, I've seen good-looking men before.

  Ray Barone : Where?

  Debra Barone : All you ever do is complain about how little sex we have, and last week we had more than enough and all it did was make you suspicious.

  Ray Barone : I don't know. I'm an idiot, I guess.

  Debra Barone : My idiot.