Extreme Ghostbusters (TV Series)
Deadliners (1997)
Jason Marsden: Garrett Miller
Quotes
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Garrett Miller : Hey, 'busters, any calls?
Eduardo Rivera : Tons. That's why we're sittin' here, not moving.
Roland Jackson : I think Eduardo's being sarcastic.
Garrett Miller : Thanks, Roland.
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Chef : There were three of 'em. One of 'em had... a, a... saw in his skull!
Kylie Griffin : A saw?
Garrett Miller : You mean, like a Black and Decker?
Eduardo Rivera : Craniac.
Kylie Griffin : A whazziac?
Eduardo Rivera : What? Am I the only guy in the room who reads J.N Kline? Craniac, he's the main monster from all the books.
Garrett Miller : You read J.N. Kline?
Kylie Griffin : You read?
Roland Jackson : My little brother reads J.N. Kline.
[a beat]
Roland Jackson : You read kid's books?
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Garrett Miller : I'm a sucker for sucker shots...
Kylie Griffin : No, it's not a Vathek, it's one of their victims.
Garrett Miller : I know, gonna suck the evil right out of 'im.
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Garrett Miller : [shouting] Kline, listen up! A 16-Ton anvil, eh, dropped from the ceiling, crushing the Vathek creeps like bugs!
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Eduardo Rivera : Look, these things are supposed to be scary. Your story has no jeopardy. It's just forty pages of you blowing away ghosts and chasing skirts.
Garrett Miller : What's wrong with that?
Kylie Griffin : Hey, Iron Johns. Cut the guy talk. We got a call.
Garrett Miller : Blowing away ghosts. It's what I do.
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Roland Jackson : So Garrett, how, eh, reality-based is your story?
Kylie Griffin : I think what Roland's politely fishing for is... we're in it, right?
Eduardo Rivera : Yeah, we're in it... for about a page... then we die... squealing for mercy.
Roland Jackson : We what?
Eduardo Rivera : Well, not all of us. The...
[clears throat]
Eduardo Rivera : ... handsome guy in the wheelchair lives.
Kylie Griffin : What a shock.
Roland Jackson : Aw... it's okay, Garrett. I'm sure you had artistic reasons.
Kylie Griffin : Roland, don't be such a simp!
Garrett Miller : Hey, don't take it personally, guys, it's just more commercial with one hero. Besides, I get to avenge your deaths.
Kylie Griffin : Garrett, you made us squeal for mercy. I am 'not' a squealer.
Garrett Miller : Tell you what, I'll bring you back as ghosts in the sequel. Promise.
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Garrett Miller : Don't don't let em' bug you, pachuco. They may be the brains of this operation, but you and me, we're the butt kickers. Especially me. And speaking of you, I didn't know you were such a horror fan.
Eduardo Rivera : A lot about me you don't know.
Garrett Miller : Well, tell me. As a fan of the genre, did my story rock?
Eduardo Rivera : Well, um...
Garrett Miller : Go on. Tell it to me like is. I can take it.
Eduardo Rivera : It stunk. Bad.
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Garrett Miller : Jeopardy. I don't think that word's in my vocabulary.
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Garrett Miller : Okay, what have we learned?
Roland Jackson : Eh, Proton beams won't take 'em down.
Eduardo Rivera : Check.
Kylie Griffin : Which means they're not ecto as we know it. The ghost trap is useless!