- Roland Jackson: Egon, eh, where do you keep your computer backup tapes?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: They should be right where they always are.
- Roland Jackson: And that would be?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm, eh... not sure. It's all written down on Janine's list. Which... I seem to be having some trouble locating.
- Garrett Miller: Man, you get the license plate of the tornado that hit this place?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: She's only been gone a few days and already everything is falling apart!
- Kylie Griffin: Eh, Egon, she's only been gone since this morning.
- Roland Jackson: Are you absolutely sure what you saw was a ghost?
- Eduardo Rivera: Yeah, maybe it was like, some frat kids doing a hazing thing?
- College Professor: Oh yes, of course, I've seen numerous fraternity members eat radioactive isotopes and then pass through walls...
- Roland Jackson: You guys hold him back any way you can, I've got an idea.
- [runs up stairs to control room]
- Garrett Miller: Great. The one with the idea, leaves.
- Eduardo Rivera: So, you're telling me we got no weapons to fight this thing with?
- Roland Jackson: We're got our brains...
- Garrett Miller: In your case, we've got no weapons.
- Eduardo Rivera: Don't sweat it, man. That spook-a-tool that nabbed your stash, he's as good as nailed and jailed... .