- Eduardo Rivera: Brenner... wasn't that the dude from the University?
- Roland Jackson: Do you think our demon has something against the school?
- Garrett Miller: Maybe the cafeteria should reconsider it's 'All you can eat' salad bar policy?
- Kylie Griffin: Ok, my research uncovered only one Amazon based legend involving plantlife. It's a spirit named Kuja, benevolent protector of the rainforest.
- Garrett Miller: For a benevolent spirit he's got one heck of an attitude problem.
- Kylie Griffin: Wouldn't you if you woke up ten thousand miles from home?
- Eduardo Rivera: [yawns] Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
- Kylie Griffin: I saw this documentary on how global warming is caused by deforestation for cattle grazing. Do you realize that by cutting out meat just three times a week, we can...
- Garrett Miller: Real noble, Kylie, but I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat like a rabbit.
- Kylie Griffin: Kuja is a necessary part of the equal balance of the rainforest. All you can think of is destroying things.
- Garrett Miller: I say Kuja's got that covered. I just wanna give your little pal a good home... in the containment unit.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Perhaps if we could identify the demon image you saw on the plant.
- Eduardo Rivera: I... I don't know. It went by in like a split second.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Then the only other thing we have to go on is this sample you recovered. I have identified it as 'Unsidiom Demonium'.
- Garrett Miller: And?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: And it's a rare hybrid found only in the Amazon basin.
- Kylie Griffin: The rainforest. Maybe all this plant activity is nature's revenge for everything humanity has done to her.
- Garrett Miller: Or maybe the tree huggers stirred up the veggies so much that they've started hugging back.
- Kylie Griffin: What is it with you and plants?
- Garrett Miller: Why don't you ask the pod person?
- Kylie Griffin: [Kylie answers a phone call] Ghostbusters.
- P. Brenner: Help! The plants! They've got me!
- Kylie Griffin: Real funny, Garrett.
- [Kylie hangs up while suddenly Garrett and Roland walked in]
- Garrett Miller: Eh, excuse me?
- Kylie Griffin: That wasn't you?
- Garrett Miller: Apparently not.
- Kylie Griffin: Oh no! I just hung up on somebody who needed us. What am I gonna do?
- Garrett Miller: You know, this kinda thing might not happen if you got a little more protein in you diet.
- Eduardo Rivera: Don't wanna come out, Shanbahac? How bout I choke you out?
- [Eduardo sprays fire extinguisher at Shanbahac]
- Kylie Griffin: You bonehead! That's carbon dioxide!
- Eduardo Rivera: So?
- Kylie Griffin: What do you think plants breathe? You're just feeding them.
- Eduardo Rivera: [Shanbahac gets stronger] Um... anybody got a plan 'B'?
- Kylie Griffin: How bout... Run!
- Kylie Griffin: I'm just gonna put you to sleep for awhile. This is for your own good.
- [Kylie throws shanbahac in the air and prepares to freeze it]
- Roland Jackson: Kylie, no!
- Kylie Griffin: [Eduardo tackles Kylie] Uhh! Get off of me!
- Roland Jackson: That wasn't Kuja. It's a demon named shanbahac. It exterminates people. And if you freeze it, it will stay dormant for 2,000 years. And so do it's victims.
- Kylie Griffin: Oh, no. Garrett.
- Eduardo Rivera: Oh, man. Garrett got cabbage-patched.
- Garrett Miller: And once the building collapsed, there was no residual PKE anywhere.
- Eduardo Rivera: So the ghost is toast. Case closed.
- Kylie Griffin: [panting after being saved from falling off a building] I could've been street pizza.
- Eduardo Rivera: [helps her down from railing] Not while I'm around.
- Garrett Miller: You know, I think there's something to this vegetarian stuff. I say: eat the plants before they eat us.