Extreme Ghostbusters (TV Series)
The Infernal Machine (1997)
Rino Romano: Eduardo Rivera
Quotes
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Garrett Miller : Twenty one - zip, game.
Eduardo Rivera : What? I thought we weren't keeping score?
Garrett Miller : I'm always keeping score.
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Eduardo Rivera : Okay, so it went from machine to machine, what was it, Mecha-Ghost, Robo-Spook, Techno-Spectre?
Garrett Miller : Whatever it was, it's warranty is X-tremely X-pired. Heh.
Kylie Griffin : Nix that, it's still here.
Eduardo Rivera : Yeah right. Where? What the heck kinda machinery is there in an empty attic?
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Garrett Miller : Way to go, you just French fried Mr. Potato head.
Eduardo Rivera : So not funny, Rollerboy.
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Eduardo Rivera : Luko, that kid in the Suzanne Vega song?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Luko was an ancient demon who wanted to punish mankind for reaching too far to the stars, by destroying him with his own technology.
Eduardo Rivera : I hate to break this to you, Egon, but last night, Luko became an ancient, dead demon. End of story.
Dr. Egon Spengler : Maybe not...
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Luko : You cannot stop my final function!
Roland Jackson : Function this!
[Roland activates ghost trap and traps Luko while the machine explodes safely]
Roland Jackson : Gotcha.
Eduardo Rivera : Impressive, yes.
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Roland Jackson : I built out of a bunch of old stuff we had lying around. Impressive, yes?
Eduardo Rivera : Impressive, no.
Garrett Miller : [bangs on Roland's invention] What is it?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Clearly influenced by the early Duchamp.
Kylie Griffin : With the anti-Bauhaus Gestalt.
Roland Jackson : Huh? It's a trash compactor. Check it out.
[Roland throws a can into the compactor]
Eduardo Rivera : That figures. Even Roland's trash is square.
Roland Jackson : Gimme that! I like to see you guys make something out of nothing.
Garrett Miller : Hey, take a pill, roll. We thought you trying to, you know, make a piece of art or something.
Roland Jackson : You want art? I'll give you art. Here look at this. What do you think of that? Come on, ol' art critics.
Dr. Egon Spengler : Wow. Now this is interesting.
Garrett Miller : Dynamic. It moves me.
Kylie Griffin : Yeah, very Jackson Pollock-y.
Eduardo Rivera : A lot better than that can masher.
Roland Jackson : It's a rag! I wipe my hands on it.
Eduardo Rivera : Get outta here!
Roland Jackson : No, you get outta here.
Kylie Griffin : Oops.
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Garrett Miller : This better be good. I was in the middle of a dream about Christie Brinkley.
Eduardo Rivera : Huh? I was dreaming about Christy Turlington. Rawr!
Kylie Griffin : Shut up... Christian Slater.
Eduardo Rivera : How about you, Roland?
Roland Jackson : Gee, I don't know. Do square people with square lives and square trash even have dreams?
Eduardo Rivera : Whoa, what was that all about? Wait a minute. Are you still ticked off about that stupid thing you made?
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Dr. Egon Spengler : Roland.
Roland Jackson : [monotone voice] Yes?
Dr. Egon Spengler : I think there's something wrong with this. It might have given you a false reading. I want you to run some tests.
Roland Jackson : [monotone voice] I can't. I must finish my machine.
Dr. Egon Spengler : This is important, Roland.
Roland Jackson : [monotone voice] So is my machine. I am harnessing the music of the spheres.
Dr. Egon Spengler : The "Music of the Spheres"?
Eduardo Rivera : The guy's gone loco.
Garrett Miller : [Roland takes Television] Hey, whaddya think you're doing! I was using that!
Dr. Egon Spengler : What's gotten into you, Roland?
Roland Jackson : [monotone voice] I need it for my machine.
Garrett Miller : What, so you can crush it into a cube?
Kylie Griffin : Come on, guys. Leave him alone. He's probably just trying to make something to impress us. We were pretty hard on him the other day. It wouldn't hurt to be a little supportive.
Garrett Miller : Eh, okay, okay.
Dr. Egon Spengler : Very well.
Eduardo Rivera : Heh, yeah right.
Dr. Egon Spengler : Eduardo, I want you to take me out to the site to retrace your steps from last night. I wanna know about where this thing you fought came from.
Eduardo Rivera : Who cares where it came from. It's toast. History.
[Egon glares at him]
Eduardo Rivera : Fine, fine.
[Edwardo mumbles to himself]