F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)

De aanranding (1993)

Ann Tuts: Doortje Coppens

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Quotes 

• Doortje : [she enters her office, he looks sad]  Goodmorning. Didn't sleep well?

  Dimitri : I've been robbed. 23,456 francs.

  Doortje : What? A thief? Here?

  Dimitri : Doortje, what did I do wrong? First they say I'm a rapist and then they take all my money.

  Doortje : You did nothing wrong. Nothing. You know what, I'll pour you a cup of my herbal tea.

  Dimitri : [cynically]  Can you still come here? Isn't Pico afraid I'm going to assault you?

  Doortje : I'm actually on my way to Carmen. Pico doesn't know I'm here.

  Dimitri : [cynically]  Aren't you the bravest.

  Doortje : Because I know you're innocent.

  Dimitri : Thank you, Doortje, but what should I do now?

  Doortje : [on him wearing his pajamas]  You might want to wear something else and it will look much better.

  Dimitri : Why? Nobody comes here anymore.

  Doortje : You have to go to Pascale.

  Dimitri : To Pascale? Are you crazy? She punches me in the head.

  Doortje : It's the only way to show you've done nothing wrong. It's to go there with your head held high.

  Dimitri : Yes, and then I'll be carried out on a stretcher, right?

  Doortje : Get up. You shouldn't throw the towel in just yet. Come on now.

  Dimitri : [he stops walking, he looks taken aback]  I'll go tomorrow.

  Doortje : No, you must go as soon as possible.

  Dimitri : Alright, order an ambulance.

  Doortje : I'd get dressed first. Otherwise, Pascale thinks you're coming for something else.

  Dimitri : For what?

  [she rolls her eyes] 

  Dimitri : Oh yeah... that.

• Pico : Dimitri. Keep your hands off my wife!

  Dimitri : Knock before you come bursting in.

  Pico : Knock? I'm going to knock your head off.

  Xavier : Save some for us, Pico.

  Doortje : Pico, it's not what you think.

  Pico : I don't think anything, Doortje, though I've got eyes.

  Dimitri : It's alright. We were just hanging up this cuckoo clock.

  Oscar : What about Pascale?

  Dimitri : Pascale?

  Boma : Admit it, Dimitri. You can hire a lawyer, you know.

  Dimitri : Me?

  Xavier : Yes. You've assaulted Pascale. And Carmen, almost. And Doortje, very nearly.

  Dimitri : Me?

  Doortje : He didn't do anything.

  Oscar : Oh really? What about your black eye? That's because of Pascale's shoe.

  Dimitri : That's because of something else entirely.

  Pico : Keep telling that to yourself, Dimitri.

  Dimitri : That's because of the cuckoo. I was oiling it and its door went open.

  Xavier : Sure. The bird flew straight in your eye, am I right?

  Dimitri : How'd you know?

  Boma : You can't sell us that. Even you can't be that stupid.

  Dimitri : I am. I'll show you.

  [attempts to open the cuckoo clock, it won't open] 

  Xavier : Beautiful bird, Dimitri.

  Dimitri : Hold on. It'll come.

• Pico : Kampioen, shouldn't we discuss protecting our wives?

  Oscar : You're right.

  Xavier : In the military we know what to do.

  Boma : Oh really?

  Xavier : Absolutely. We'd have reconnaissance posts near DDT's garage, then agree on signals to signal the enemy's movements and then perform a surprise attack at the appropriate time.

  Doortje : Men...

  Pico : Where are you going? You're not going back to Dimitri, are you?

  Doortje : No, to Billie. That's the only man you can still expect sensible talk from.

  [she leaves] 

  Boma : Xavier, it's a brilliant idea. I'll set up an operation the army will be jealous of .

  Carmen : No, Xavier is a Sergeant. He should be the leader. Right?

  Pico : Carmen's right. Actually, Xavier is the only one who has experience with it.

  Boma : That's ridiculous. You need a *manager* for something like that. Someone who *can* lead. What do you think, Oscar?

  Oscar : Well, there's truth in that.

  Pico : Come on, Oscar. You're not going to put your wife's protection in the hands of Boma, are you?

  Oscar : [he gives it a thought]  Actually, I also think that Xavier's the right man.