F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)

De Streep (1991)

Marijn De Valck: Balthasar Boma

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Quotes 

• Oscar : Are you sure Xavier can take that exam today?

  Pico : Yes, he must -

  [Boma interrupts him] 

  Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : It's the practical test.

  Pico : Stealth exercises. Xavier may not be intercepted with his section by De Kroet's section.

  Oscar : Dear lord.

  Pico : Ah so you know him? Watch out, that's not easy with that biter.

  Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : Mijn gedacht. And who arranged it with my good friend Colonel Vandesijpe?

  Pico : You didn't let him sexually abuse you, did you Mr. President?

  Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : If I allow myself to be sexually abused it'll be with all my heart, Pico.

  [Dimitri enters the cafe] 

  Dimitri : Well, is the goalkeeper not there?

  Oscar : Dimitri. What's up? Have they released you yet?

  [they laugh] 

  Dimitri : Double whiskey.

  Oscar : Excuse me?

  Dimitri : To flush my misery. The Corporal still hasn't paid me for that rental car. Let alone my daytime hours.

  Oscar : Which daytime hours?

  Dimitri : You know, the hours I spent with the gendarmerie. For a self-employed person, that's a pure waste of time. Time is money.

  Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : What do you mean? You were only there at night.

  Dimitri : That's double rate, huh. Night work, you know. Where is he?

  Pico : Xavier? He has an army exam in a while.

  Dimitri : Where?

  Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : Behind the barracks.

  Dimitri : Really? I know the place like the back of my hand. I also did my tests there. He doesn't stand a chance.

  Oscar : Why not?

  Dimitri : It's too open. You can't hide anywhere, and certainly not Xavier with his conspicuous head.

  Pico : If Xavier doesn't succeed this time, Carmen files for divorce.

  Oscar : Then we're without a goalkeeper and he'll drink even more.

  Balthasar "the Ball" Boma : Don't worry. I'll handle it.

  Pico : Handle it? I think Xavier needs real help this time.

  Dimitri : And what fool will do that, uh?

  [Pico ponders, then turns around] 

  Pico : You will.

  Dimitri : Me?

  Pico : You know the terrain like the back of your hand, you said.

  [they all look at him, he looks unsure]