The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Big Fish/Little Fish (1984)
Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner
Quotes
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Blair Warner : I admit I can be a bit flamboyant.
Jo Polniaczek : No, you can be a pain.
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Blair Warner : You throw a great party.
Jo Polniaczek : I learn from the best.
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Blair Warner : Between you and me, how many votes did I get?
Kelly Affinado : You don't want to know.
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Blair Warner : So where'd you disappear to after class?
Jo Polniaczek : A bunch of us went over to Sam's for coffee.
Blair Warner : Who's Sam?
Jo Polniaczek : It's not a who, Blair, it's a what, Sam's is a coffee shop.
Cathy : Everybody goes there after class.
Jo Polniaczek : Yeah, you should've come along.
Blair Warner : Well no one asked me.
Cathy : No one asks anyone, they just show up.
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Blair Warner : I'm not a very good skater.
Jo Polniaczek : Who is? We're all gonna be walking around on our ankles like Jerry Lewis.
Blair Warner : I'm afraid people expect a little more than that from Blair Warner.
Jo Polniaczek : No they don't. Come on, just grab your skates and stick a pillow in your pants like the rest of us.
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Ever since her father died, she's been calling her mother 2 and 3 times a day.
Blair Warner : ...She's still feeling a little lost.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Well I was hoping after 6 weeks it'd be better.