Kenneth Tigar: Mr. Garfield

Quotes 

• Blair Warner : [the IRS man is leaving after blindsiding her about her tax return]  I want my daddy.

  Mr. Garfield : [smugly]  So do we.

• Mr. Garfield : All right, Blair. Uhm... on your tax return, you listed your occupation as fashion consultant.

  Blair Warner : Well,

  [chuckles] 

  Blair Warner : one does what one does best.

  Mr. Garfield : That must be a *fascinating* job. Tell me, what exactly does a fashion consultant do?

  Blair Warner : Well, uhm... One watches for trends, one gauges reactions, one... reads Cosmopolitan.