- Natalie Green: Don't sulk Tootie. People who sulk and drive cause more accidents than any other single group.
- Jo Polniaczek: I hate teaching people how to drive... first the person's always nervous, then they make stupid mistakes and then they cry when you slap em'.
- Tootie Ramsey: [Tootie is asking everyone to teach her to drive] Blair?
- Blair Warner: I'd love to Tootie, if only I didn't have a fear of Volkswagens.
- Natalie Green: You have a fear of volkswagens?
- Blair Warner: That I'll be seen in one.
- Tootie Ramsey: I dreamed I lost a tooth, I checked in the dream book and that means someone close to you is going to die.
- Jo Polniaczek: And you figure thats the mailman?