- Jorgen von Strangle: Timmy Turnahh, you hah-ve interrupted my cooooking class! If my soufflé falls, I'm going to bake you cake... OF DEATH!
- [Cosmo and Wanda are about to be attacked by an alien princess]
- Wanda: Cosmo, do something!
- Cosmo: [deadpan] I can't. I'm married.