- Dwight Mendenhall: Why aren't you at the meeting taking minutes?
- Muffin: Uhm, I'm getting it on tape. Then I give the tape to my dad, he takes it to work with him. They've got this computer there that makes a print out of a cassette.
- Dwight Mendenhall: They've got an SE-750?
- Muffin: How did you know it was an SE-750?
- Dwight Mendenhall: Oh, I love computers.
- Muffin: So do I!
- Dwight Mendenhall: An SE-750, those things cost millions!
- Muffin: Oh, the company's got zillions. My dad says the money keeps pouring in. Never stops.
- Dwight Mendenhall: What kinda company is it?
- Muffin: I... I don't know. Something to do with the Pentagon.
- Dwight Mendenhall: I see.
- Mrs. Berg: Oh, Mr. Shorofsky: good news. The student from Edison are beginning to arrive.
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Mrs. Berg, please make up your mind. Are the students from Edison arriving, or is it good news?
- Danny Amatullo: [to Alicia] You know, I'm gonna give you an equal right in your mouth if you don't lighten up.
- David Reardon: Lydia, don't you know some simple dance steps that look good and get the audience involved, come on.
- Lydia Grant: Yeah, I do, but usually they involve having to take your clothes off.
- David Reardon: I can handle that.
- Mrs. Berg: Did you ever stop to think of what would happen if we all lit just one little candle?
- Doris Schwartz: We'd be up to our buns in wax.
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: [there's a rumor going around that Lydia and Reardon are having an affair] Do what lovers do: have a fight and end it.
- Lydia Grant: End what?
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: The affair.
- David Reardon: There is no affair!
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: What? The two of you had a fight?
- Danny Amatullo: We might not be a bunch of Einsteins in this school, but we do care about each other.
- Mr. Cannon: Wait a minute, aren't you Mr. Shorofsky? I can't believe you're still here.
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Believe it.
- Mr. Cannon: Mr. Shorofsky, you've probably forgotten who I am.
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: No, but I've been trying. How are you, Mr. Cannon?