Family Guy (TV Series)

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (2005)

JoAnna Garcia Swisher: Liddane

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Quotes 

• Liddane : Hi, gorgeous man!

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, you... Must I lock up your tongue with the rest of the silver?

  Liddane : Stewie, this is Jeremy!

  Jeremy : Hey, little man!

  [pats him on the head] 

  Jeremy : So you're the guy who's been trying to steal my girlfriend!

  Stewie Griffin : Wha- you- Girlfriend? Oh, what kind of sick, twisted game are you playing at?

  Liddane : Stewie sounds a little cranky. I'll put him to bed.

  [picks him up] 

  Stewie Griffin : [takes Jeremy's hat as he's carried away]  Ha! I've got your hat! Take that, Hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky-sack tourney! I'm not going to lie down for some frat-boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal bandits and his Abercrombie & Fitch long-sleeved, open-stitch, crew-neck Henley smoking his sticky-buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded "Simpsons" episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow." Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you?

  [shouts] 

  Stewie Griffin : So does everyone else! That is *exactly* the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder!