Family Guy (TV Series)
A Fish Out of Water (2001)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, MTV Host #1, Jewish Boy, Connie's Friend
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : See you in a few days.
Meg Griffin : Not if I strangle myself with seaweed wrap and die.
Peter Griffin : Ho, ho, you are dark.
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Chris Griffin : Dad, it's Mom!
[hands Peter the phone]
Peter Griffin : Oh, gawd. Please be Somerset Maughm. Please be Somerset Maughm. Hello?
Lois Griffin : Peter?
Peter Griffin : Damn!
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Lois Griffin : Oh, Peter, I'm so glad being a fisherman is wotking out for you. Y'know I gotta admit, I half expected to come home and all our stuff would be gone and we'd owe somebody a whole lot of money.
Peter Griffin : How can you half expect something?
Lois Griffin : I don't know. It's just a turn of phrase.
Peter Griffin : How do you turn a phrase?
Lois Griffin : Hmph, gawd you're dumb. Thank god for that ass.