"Family Guy" A Fish Out of Water (TV Episode 2001) - Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Jake Tucker, Jezeziah, Tom Green, Trevor, Seamus, Daggermouth, Boom-Boom, Carson Daly, Auctioneer, Guy Getting Tattooed, Jewish Dad, Spring Breaker #2, Crowd Member, Police Officer

Peter Griffin : How am I gonna come up with 50 grand by tomorrow?

Glen Quagmire : Well, you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece. Or - or - or 50 *really* fat chicks for a thousand bucks.

[Cleveland and Joe stare at him]

Glen Quagmire : What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay!
Glen Quagmire : So what, were you like, in an accident or something?

Seamus : [Who has two wooden legs and two wooden arms] No, me father was a tree.
Lois Griffin : See you in a few days.

Meg Griffin : Not if I strangle myself with seaweed wrap and die.

Peter Griffin : Ho, ho, you are dark.

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Jake Tucker, Jezeziah, Tom Green, Trevor, Seamus, Daggermouth, Boom-Boom, Carson Daly, Auctioneer, Guy Getting Tattooed, Jewish Dad, Spring Breaker #2, Crowd Member, Police Officer