Family Guy (TV Series)

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (2005)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Winona Ryder, Fisty, Woman in Book Club #2

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• [Joe is hanging from a ledge and Lois is trying to pull him back up] 

  Lois Griffin : Joe, you're too heavy. I can't hang on!

  Joe Swanson : Pretend I'm your child, Lois!

  [Lois starts to loosen her grip] 

  Joe Swanson : NOT MEG! NOT MEG!

• Brian Griffin : Ugh, I can't believe you're serving a three year sentence, it seems so harsh.

  Lois Griffin : Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me...

  Glen Quagmire : Oh God!

  Lois Griffin : ...and I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...

  Glen Quagmire : OH GOD!

  Lois Griffin : ...and I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole.

  Glen Quagmire : OH GAWWWD!

  Lois Griffin : I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.

  Glen Quagmire : That one is also sexual.

• Brian Griffin : Lois, you're in an auto parts store stealing mufflers. This is worse than that Winona Ryder thing!

  Lois Griffin : Are you saying I'm a klepto?

  Brian Griffin : Uh, actually, I was talking about "The Age of Innocence".

  [cut to scene from The Age of Innocence] 

  Daniel Day-Lewis : It is settled, May. Our parents have consented and you and I are to be married on the first warm, sunny day of spring.

  Winona Ryder : [woodenly]  That would be *most* good, Newland. *Most* good.

  Daniel Day-Lewis : [sighs, turns to crew off-camera]  I'm sorry, but she is just awful. Is there any way... I mean, can we add, like, a topless scene or something?

  Martin Scorsese : [off-screen]  Uh, yeah.

  Daniel Day-Lewis : Really?

  Martin Scorsese : Yeah.

  Daniel Day-Lewis : We can? Oh great! All right, we got a movie.

• Lois Griffin : I feel like I've had this void all my life. Like there was a secret hole in me.

  Glen Quagmire : Oh, God!

  Lois Griffin : And I was trying to fill that hole with all these expensive things...

  Glen Quagmire : Ooooh, God!

  Lois Griffin : And I just enjoyed having all these things filling that hole.

  Glen Quagmire : Ohhhhhhhhhh, God!

  Lois Griffin : I guess I'm just going to have to sit back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.

  Glen Quagmire : That one is also sexual.