Family Guy (TV Series)
Brian in Love (2000)
Lori Alan: Diane Simmons, Jane Jetson
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Lois, isn't Stewie a little young to be potty trained? You remember what happened to the Lindberg baby.
[Cut to Lindberg bathroom. Charles Jr. is sitting on the toilet]
Anne Morrow Lindbergh : Charles, do you know what you're doing?
Charles Lindberg : Honey, will you relax? I flew across the Atlantic, I'm a national treasure, for God's sake. I think I can handle...
[Charles Jr. flushes himself down the toilet]
Charles Lindberg : Oh God! Oh God!
[Calmly]
Charles Lindberg : Okay... He was kidnapped. You call the police, I'll write the ransom note.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh : [Pointing to Amelia Earhardt] What about Amelia? She saw everything.
Charles Lindberg : You leave her to me.
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Lois Griffin : Hey, you, the news is on.
Brian Griffin : Oh. Where's everybody?
Lois Griffin : Stewie's taking a nap, and Peter and the kids are out. Come sit with me.
Brian Griffin : Oh. Okay.
[Gets up on couch]
Brian Griffin : [while Lois rubs his skull] Oh. Ho,ho,ho,ho.
Diane Simmons : And now, Part 3 of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.
Tricia Takanawa : Thank you, Diane. Sex... some people have it anonymously. "What kind of person might do that?" You might ask. Well, I'm about to find out. I just picked a complete stranger in a hotel bar, and he's in the bathroom, possibly doing drugs. Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in depth and undercover.
Glen Quagmire : I never had a Spanish chick before. Ole!
Lois Griffin : Oh, it is so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news.
[thumping]
Lois Griffin : Brian, your tail keeps hitting me.
[thumping stops]
Brian Griffin : Oh, it was bothering you, I can stop.
Lois Griffin : No, it's okay. That breeze feels good. It's so warm in here.
[takes sweater off, then sighs]
Lois Griffin : That's better.
Brian Griffin : I-I'd take my sweater off but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin.
[laughs]
Brian Griffin : Smooth.
Lois Griffin : Well, I better go start dinner.
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Diane Simmons : And now part three of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.
Tricia Takanawa : Thank you Diane.Sex. Some people have it anonymously. "What kind of person would do that?" you might ask. Well, I'm about to find out. I just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar and he's in the bathroom right now. Possibly doing drugs.Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in depth and undercover .
Glen Quagmire : I've never had a Spanish chick before. Ole'!
Lois Griffin : Oh. It's so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news.