Family Guy (TV Series)
Emission Impossible (2001)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin
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Quotes
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Chris Griffin : [Looking at the Griffin family album] And here's the broken condom that led to my birth!
Lois Griffin : And the lawsuit that followed bought us this house. You're our favorite mistake.
Chris Griffin : You hear that, Meg? I'm the favorite!
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Chris Griffin : Meg won't stop pushing me!
Meg Griffin : Like I could, fat ass!
Chris Griffin : I'm not fat, I'm Rubenesque!
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Chris Griffin : Mr. Quagmire, I finished the scavenger hunt!
Glenn Quagmire : Whoa, whoa, hold your horses, hold your horses. Let's go down the list. Uh... an unsharpened pencil?
Chris Griffin : Check!
Glenn Quagmire : A speed limit sign that doesn't end in 5 or 0?
Chris Griffin : Check!
Glenn Quagmire : Your mom's hairbrush?
Chris Griffin : Check!
Glenn Quagmire : You win!
Chris Griffin : Oh, boy! What's my prize?
Glenn Quagmire : A pencil and a speed sign.
Chris Griffin : I did it!
Glenn Quagmire : [leaving with the hairbrush] I'll be right back.
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Chris Griffin : [looking through his baby book] Look! There's the broken condom that led to my birth.
Lois Griffin : [hugs Chris] Yes, and the resulting lawsuit paid for this house. You're my favorite mistake!
Chris Griffin : See, Meg?
Chris Griffin : [shouts] I'm the favorite!