Family Guy (TV Series)
Emission Impossible (2001)
Wallace Shawn: Bertram
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Quotes
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Bertram : Go ahead, finish me off! My only regret is that I won't be able to do away with that red-headed woman.
Stewie Griffin : What the-? How the devil do you know about Lois?
Bertram : You seen that little gleam in the fat man's eye? That twinkle? That's me, plotting my escape.
Stewie Griffin : You hate Lois? I hate Lois, too. What else do you hate?
Bertram : People who send pictures of their families as Christmas cards.
Stewie Griffin : Ooh, ooh, people who use the word "guesstimate".
Bertram : Guys who wear sandals with socks.
Stewie Griffin , Bertram : Jason Patric! Ewwww!
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Stewie Griffin : Well, it seems you're out of ammunition.
Bertram : As are you, Stewart.
Stewie Griffin : [gasp] You know my name?
Bertram : I know many things.
Stewie Griffin : Indeed.
Bertram : Quite.
Stewie Griffin : Yes.
Bertram : Hmm.
Stewie Griffin : Well, perhaps we should exchange monosyllabic expressions of arrogance in person.
Bertram : Hmm.
Stewie Griffin : Hmm.
Bertram : Yes.