Family Guy (TV Series)
He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Travis Coates, Eskimo Son
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Peter, where's Chris?
Chris Griffin : I love you She Hulk.
Security Guard : All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.
Chris Griffin : I... I don't have any hams.
Security Guard : Lift up your shirt son.
Chris Griffin : I need an adult. I need an adult.
Security Guard : You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris Griffin : Thanks.
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Chris Griffin : Go away, you're not welcome here!
[pointing at his fat stomach]
Meg Griffin : Wow, Chris, did you lose weight? You're wicked skinny, I'm jealous.
Chris Griffin : Thanks Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache.
Meg Griffin : Mom?
Lois Griffin : Oh, it's fine, Meg. It makes you look dignified.
Meg Griffin : But, Mom!
Lois Griffin : Now I love all of my children equally.
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Lois Griffin : Chris, why don't you want to take your shirt off?
Chris Griffin : Well, 'cause I'm fat.
Lois Griffin : Oh, honey, no one thinks you're fat.
Motel Employee : [approaching] I'm sorry, sir. You can't park your van on the diving board.
Lois Griffin : This is my son.
Motel Employee : Oh, my apologies.
[calling off-screen]
Motel Employee : Hey, Tom, he's not a van. He's just a fat kid!
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Peter Griffin : [at a motel pool] Hey, Chris, aren't you coming in?
Chris Griffin : Uh, can I swim with my shirt on?
Peter Griffin : No, you can't swim with your shirt on. Wait a second. What are you hiding under your shirt? Do you have bruises? Did somebody hit you? Lois, what did you do to my son?
Lois Griffin : Will you keep your voice down? You're embarrassing him.
Peter Griffin : What are you talking about? If I wanted to embarrass him, I'd do something like this.
[loudly]
Peter Griffin : Hey! Hey, everybody! Hey, look what Chris Griffin's father, Peter Griffin's doing.
Lois Griffin : [grabbing his pectoral muscle, he starts licking his nipple] Stop it!
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Lois Griffin : He's figured out how to get the twinkie.
Chris Griffin : Ha ha. I'm turning you into poo.
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Chris Griffin : [after eating vegetables] It tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past its prime!
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Lois Griffin : Chris where have you been?
Chris Griffin : Dad took me to see a plastic surgeon to have liposuction but I didn't have it done.
Lois Griffin : Good for you Chris. That was a very grown-up decision. I mean what kind of egomanical pretentious jerk gets liposuction.
Peter Griffin : [in a very sexy voice] Hello!
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Stewie Griffin : Voice control... Hi, I'm Chris.
Chris Griffin : Hi, I'm Chris.
Stewie Griffin : Eviscerate the proletariat!
Chris Griffin : Eviscerate the proletariat!
Stewie Griffin : [sings] If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits?
Chris Griffin : Puttin' on the ritz!
Stewie Griffin : Not my bit, but funny still.