Family Guy (TV Series)

He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : Go away, you're not welcome here!

  [pointing at his fat stomach] 

  Meg Griffin : Wow, Chris, did you lose weight? You're wicked skinny, I'm jealous.

  Chris Griffin : Thanks Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache.

  Meg Griffin : Mom?

  Lois Griffin : Oh, it's fine, Meg. It makes you look dignified.

  Meg Griffin : But, Mom!

  Lois Griffin : Now I love all of my children equally.

• Meg Griffin : Hey, Brian, flea collars are on sale.

  Brian Griffin : Uh, too many chemicals. This year, I'm gonna try a more natural alternative.

  [cut to a doctor's office, where he screams as acupuncture needles are inserted into him] 

  Brian Griffin : Sorry, Dr. Ling, I guess I'm just nervous. This whole thing is a little weird.

  Dr. Ling : [appearing Asian, with an Irish brogue]  Ah, never you fear, laddie buck. I've been doing this all me life. You see, the reason your fleas are drawn to ya is your kidney energy is being blocked by a dark chi, or what we call in my country... wee fung chow hu.

  Brian Griffin : Hey, Doc, you have to keep those two boxes right next to each other?

  Dr. Ling : [cut to two boxes labeled "needles" and "poison-tipped needles"]  Why? What do they say?

  Brian Griffin : [sitting up]  I think we're through here.