Family Guy (TV Series)

He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)

Gary Cole: Warren Fredericks

Quotes 

• Warren Fredericks : Excuse me, sir, what is a handsome man like you doing waiting in line?

  Peter Griffin : I need an adult! I need an adult!

  Warren Fredericks : [chuckling]  Warren Fredericks, Quahog Beautiful People's Club. Come on in front.

  Peter Griffin : [being led to the front of the line]  But-but all-all those people were in front of me.

  Warren Fredericks : You haven't been beautiful very long, have you? Gorgeous guys like us don't have to wait in lines. Haven't you noticed? People will do anything for a beautiful person.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah. You know, come to think of it...

  [cut to the house, where he answers the front door] 

  Girl in a Scavenger Hunt : Hi. I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I need a human foot.

  Peter Griffin : Well, as a rule, I would say no, but okay, come on in.

  [taking out a coping saw, he starts cutting at his foot] 

  Peter Griffin : So, uh, so, this is what? This is for, like, a school project or some... ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

• Warren Fredericks : Peter, good to see you. Come with me. I've got a lot of tall, statuesque people I want you to meet.

  [seeing Chris] 

  Warren Fredericks : What's that?

  Peter Griffin : Oh, that's my son, Chris.

  Warren Fredericks : He can't come in. He's fat.

  Peter Griffin : Well, let me tell you something, buddy. If my son can't come in, then I'll just come in.

• Peter Griffin : Hey, when you're beautiful, doors magically open for you.

  Warren Fredericks : Actually, it opened because you stepped on that black rubber square. Of course, if that wasn't there, it would've opened anyway because you're beautiful.