Family Guy (TV Series)

He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)

Danny Smith: Dr. Ling, James Caan, Keenan, Lyle Lovett, Phineus, Quentin Tarantino, Jim Kaplan

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Oh my, tomatoes are $3.99 a pound. That's so high! Isn't that high? That seems so high!

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, this is interminable. I demand to know why you insist on taking me everywhere you go. I mean, really, what could possibly happen if you left me home by myself?

  [cut to the house, where he's having a party with a group of Playboy Bunny-like girls] 

  James Caan : Great party, Griff.

  Stewie Griffin : Girls, you know Jimmy Caan. Jimmy, make yourself at home.

  James Caan : Hey, thanks.

  Stewie Griffin : [he punches one of the girls in the face]  I meant have a cheese doodle, but whatever, it's a party.

• Meg Griffin : Hey, Brian, flea collars are on sale.

  Brian Griffin : Uh, too many chemicals. This year, I'm gonna try a more natural alternative.

  [cut to a doctor's office, where he screams as acupuncture needles are inserted into him] 

  Brian Griffin : Sorry, Dr. Ling, I guess I'm just nervous. This whole thing is a little weird.

  Dr. Ling : [appearing Asian, with an Irish brogue]  Ah, never you fear, laddie buck. I've been doing this all me life. You see, the reason your fleas are drawn to ya is your kidney energy is being blocked by a dark chi, or what we call in my country... wee fung chow hu.

  Brian Griffin : Hey, Doc, you have to keep those two boxes right next to each other?

  Dr. Ling : [cut to two boxes labeled "needles" and "poison-tipped needles"]  Why? What do they say?

  Brian Griffin : [sitting up]  I think we're through here.