Family Guy (TV Series)
Jungle Love (2005)
Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : I wonder how your father's first day at work went.
[pulling up to the house like a fast-food drive-through, Peter honks the car horn]
Meg Griffin : Dad? What the hell are you doing?
Peter Griffin : [drunk] Uh, yeah, hey, buddy. Uh, I'll have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries. And, uh, do you sell pants?
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[Chris calls home after joining the Peace Corps]
Lois Griffin : Hello?
Chris Griffin : Hi, Mom!
[Peter joins the call]
Peter Griffin : Chris, buddy, thank God you're okay!
Chris Griffin : Hi, Dad!
Peter Griffin : Hey, this has been driving me crazy. Who was the chick on "Remington Steele"?
[Stewie joins the call]
Stewie Griffin : Hello?
Chris Griffin : Stephanie Zimbalist?
Stewie Griffin : No, Stewie Griffin. Who's this?
Peter Griffin : [responding to Chris] Thank you!
Lois Griffin : Chris, what are you doing down there?
Chris Griffin : Relax, Mom. I'm having a great time!
Stewie Griffin : [annoyed] You people knocked me off the modem!
Lois Griffin : When are you coming home?
Peter Griffin : How's the food in South America?
Stewie Griffin : Do the women there have exposed cliteratti?
Chris Griffin : I'll be home in a month, after people have forgotten I'm a freshman.
Lois Griffin : Well... Please just take care of yourself, honey.
[Meg joins the call]
Meg Griffin : Hey, guys. Is everyone on the phone?
Chris Griffin : I gotta go.
[disconnects]
Lois Griffin : Something's in the oven.
[disconnects]
Peter Griffin : I lost a shoe.
[disconnects]
Stewie Griffin : Don't leave me on the phone with her!
Meg Griffin : Stewie?
Stewie Griffin : [faking being interested] Hey... . How's school?
Meg Griffin : [sweetly] Hi, Stewie.
Stewie Griffin : Listen, I am swamped... but Mom has kept me up to date on everything you're doing... and I think it's just great. Hanging up now.
[disconnects, groans]