Family Guy (TV Series)

Jungle Love (2005)

Danny Smith: Dairy Cow, Job Searcher

Quotes 

• Job Searcher : Turns out there's a job opening at the Pawtucket Brewery.

  Peter Griffin : Wow, that sounds even better than when I got paid to take part in that study.

  Scientist : [cut to a science laboratory]  Hmm, the only one who couldn't finish the puzzle is the fat one.

  Peter Griffin : [seated with three grizzly bears]  I'm sorry, I can't see what you're going for here.

  [looking at one of their completed puzzles] 

  Peter Griffin : Let me look at... oh, it's a jar of preserves. Oh. Yeah, I guess that's what all the red pieces were.

• Job Searcher : All right, Mr. Griffin. "Jobs you think you would be suited for." Let's see what you wrote. "Cowboy, astronaut, warlock, more-powerful astronaut, beer expert."

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, and I need something that pays more than my last job as Sandy Duncan's glass eye.

  [cut to her at a supermarket] 

  Peter Griffin : Hey, hey, Sandy. Sandy.

  Sandy Duncan : Oh! What?

  Peter Griffin : What are you buying?

  Sandy Duncan : [sighing]  Some breakfast cereal.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, don't get that; that's a bad cereal. Get some of the Boo Berry.

• Brian Griffin : Peter, you seem happy this morning.

  Peter Griffin : You bet! I'm starting my new job at the brewery. Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning, like a dairy cow.

  [cut to a barn, where a farmer milks his cow] 

  Dairy Cow : [screaming in ecstasy]  Oh, yes! Yes!