Family Guy (TV Series)

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (2001)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Hipster #1, El Dorado Parking Employee, Blonde Guy

Quotes 

• Parking Director : Oh, No need to park here, Mr. Griffin, you have an executive parking space now.

  Peter Griffin : Well... that looks exactly like my old space.

  Parking Director : Yeah, but this one comes with your own company suck up!

  Company Suck Up : Morning, Mr. Griffin! Nice Day!

  Peter Griffin : Ehhh, It's a little cloudy.

  Company Suck Up : Exactly! It's one of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about the Yankees!

  Peter Griffin : I hate the Yankees.

  Company Suck Up : Pack of cheaters! That's what they are! I Love your tie!

  Peter Griffin : I hate this tie.

  Company Suck Up : It's awful, it's scotty, it's gotta go.

  Peter Griffin : [pauses]  And I hate myself.

  Company Suck Up : I hate you, too! You make me sick, you fat sack o' crap!

  Peter Griffin : But I'm the President.

  Company Suck Up : The Best There Is!

  Peter Griffin : [Right Away] 

  [Points] 

  Peter Griffin : But you just said you hated me!

  Company Suck Up : [Begins to jiggle]  But. Not. You. The President. That you. Said hated you. Who loved. Hate Yankees. Clouds.

  [Head explodes, sending gadgets and wires everywhere] 

  Parking Director : I'll have that fixed for you tomorrow, sir.

• Chris Griffin : [the family is heading to a Boston Red Sox game]  Look at what I made!

  [Chris holds up a 'John 3:16' sign] 

  Meg Griffin : What does that mean?

  Brian Griffin : [reading John 3:16 from the bible]  And the Lord says, 'Go Sox.'