Family Guy (TV Series)

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (2001)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

Quotes 

• [on being President of the tobacco company] 

  Peter Griffin : And you won't believe all the perks we're getting!

  Ugly Girl : [to Meg]  Hi.

  Meg Griffin : Uhh... can I help you?

  Ugly Girl : Some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you'd look better by comparison.

  Meg Griffin : That's ridiculous! I don't need...

  Boy : Hey Meg, did you get less ugly?

  Meg Griffin : [grabbing onto the ugly girl]  Yeah!

• Chris Griffin : [the family is heading to a Boston Red Sox game]  Look at what I made!

  [Chris holds up a 'John 3:16' sign] 

  Meg Griffin : What does that mean?

  Brian Griffin : [reading John 3:16 from the bible]  And the Lord says, 'Go Sox.'