Family Guy (TV Series)

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (2001)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Aunt Bee

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• Lois Griffin : Peter, why would they make you president?

  Peter Griffin : Probably because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second.

  [makes a loud, yelping sound that resembles a dog bark] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.

• Lois Griffin : I'm so glad you talked us all into playing hooky.

  Peter Griffin : Me, too. Hey, maybe we can get on TV if we take our shirts off and run onto the field.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, I'm not taking my shirt off.

  Peter Griffin : [lifting up Lois's shirt, exposing her bra]  There, now they're old news.

  Lois Griffin : [embarrassed, pulling her shirt back down]  Peter!

• Lois Griffin : My god, it all makes sense now. My baby is some kind of diabolical genius bent on world domination.

  Stewie Griffin : [slow clap]  Bravo, Lois. The last waltz finally crosses the finish line.

  Lois Griffin : Stewie! All these months I've should have been paying attention to what you've been saying. You're an evil child. Why? Why did I have to go and smoke pot when I was pregnant with you?

  Stewie Griffin : Cheer up, Mother, you should be proud. You've given birth to the future emperor of the world. Pity you won't be around to enjoy it. Cheerio!

  Lois Griffin : [spins into a deep abyss]  Aaaahhh!

  Peter Griffin : Lois! Lois! What's the matter?

  Lois Griffin : [waking]  Oh, oh. I had just had the strangest dream. Something about Stewie ... and Cheerios ... huh, it's gone.