Family Guy (TV Series)

Petarded (2005)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Woman in Bathroom Stall #1, Diana

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Peter, mental retardation usually happens before you're born. It isn't something you can catch. Don't you think you're overreacting?

  Peter Griffin : Well, excuse me for being retarded!

• Brian Griffin : You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?

  Lois Griffin : Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.

  Brian Griffin : Is that healthy?

  Lois Griffin : What's the worst that could happen?

  Peter Griffin : [to the tune of "Rock Me, Amadeus"]  I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!