Family Guy (TV Series)

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? (2001)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Thomas' Wife

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Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Hey. Nice job out there tonight, Chris. You wiped the floor with that towel.

  Chris Griffin : Yo! Did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah. I was looking to break off a little somethin'-somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling.

  [Peter stops the car] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, what's wrong?

  Peter Griffin : He's speaking in tongues, Lois! Our son is possessed!

  [hands a book to Meg] 

  Peter Griffin : Meg, start at Psalm 41 and don't start reading until I tell you!

  [sprays holy water on Chris] 

  Peter Griffin : The power of Christ compels you!

  [Chris screams] 

  Peter Griffin : The power of Christ compels you!

  [Chris continues screaming] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, stop! He's not possessed!

  Meg Griffin : Yeah, he's just talking street. Lots of kids do it.

  Peter Griffin : Oh. Well, that's kinda weird.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, it's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself, you know.

  Brian Griffin : Yeah, like those two weeks you spent narrating your own life.

  [flashback] 

  Peter Griffin : I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow, I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately, I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life.

  [Lois punches Peter, then leaves; later at nighttime] 

  Peter Griffin : I awoke several hours later in a daze.

• Peter Griffin : Lois, come see what I did with the money your dad gave me.

  Lois Griffin : Oh my God. You turned the den into Pee Wee's Playhouse?

  Peter Griffin : [singing]  Come on, get up / Knock off your napping / It's a crazy, messed up place where anything can happen / There's a chair that freakin' talks. Hey look! / There's some fish that give advice. Holy crap / It's screwey at Peter's Playhouse. Ha ha ha. Watch this, Lois.

  [to Brian] 

  Peter Griffin : OK say it

  Brian Griffin : [as Jambi the Genie]  Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hinie - God, I hate you so much.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, that reparation money should be going to worthy black charity.

  Peter Griffin : Lois, the King of Cartoons will be here in 5 minutes. I will not have you embarrass me.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, you're acting ridiculous.

  Peter Griffin : [everyone screams, "Ridiculous" flashes at the bottom of the screen]  You said the secret word!