- Lois Griffin: Peter, I need to talk to you about your son.
- Peter Griffin: Which one, the fat one or the funny-looking one?
- Chris Griffin: [pointing at Stewie and laughing] Ha ha ha! Dad called you fat... wait.
- Stewie Griffin: Mm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy.
- Stewie Griffin: I won't sing.
- Dutch Child: You must sing, or else they'll make you do a Christmas movie with Tim Allen.
- Marty McFly: What happens to us in the future, Doc?
- Doc Brown: It's your kids, Marty. Something's gotta be done about your kids!
- Marty McFly: What do you mean?
- Doc Brown: Your daughter marries a black man!
- Marty McFly: That's actually not a big deal for me.
- Jennifer: Yeah, me neither.
- Doc Brown: [surprised] Wha... what...
- [stammers]
- Doc Brown: I... really?
- Marty McFly: Yeah, I mean what's-what's wrong with that?
- Doc Brown: Uh, no-no-nothing. Nothing. It's... nothing, I guess. I... I think it's great. Congratulations.
- Marty McFly: I don't think I'm comfortable around you anymore.
- Doc Brown: Did you know peanut butter was invented by a black man?
- Marty McFly: Too late, Doc.
- Peter Griffin: [to Stewie] OK. You can make a box fort. See? Here's a box. You can pretend it's a fort. Actually, that sounds like fun. I want this.
- [Peter crawls into the box]
- Peter Griffin: I'm king in here.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, maybe Stewie would like to play fort too.
- Peter Griffin: No!
- [Crawling away]
- Peter Griffin: If you need me, I'll be in space.
- John Herbert: Y'know, if you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that'd be just fine. Or tie it in a knot. Your choice.
- Brian Griffin: Do you really want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?
- Peter Griffin: What's a hypotenuse?