Family Guy (TV Series)
The Kiss Seen Round the World (2001)
Josh Peck: Charlie
Quotes
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[Stewie is riding along on his tricycle, suddenly he comes up against a big, mean kid]
Charlie : Nice bike.
Stewie Griffin : [cheerfully] Oh, if that's not the understatement of the century!
[Stewie dismounts it, thinking he's having a friendly chat. The kid gets on it]
Charlie : It's cool. Too cool for you!
Stewie Griffin : No-no. No-no. I think it's right where I'm at.
Charlie : Out of my way!
Stewie Griffin : [as the kid rides off] Oh I see, oh yes, yes, I suppose you do have to ride it to truly appreciate its virtues. Well, then, I'll just wait right here til you get back.
[time passes, it gets darker]
Stewie Griffin : [sighs] Where the devil is he?
Brian Griffin : You've obviously never met a bully.
Stewie Griffin : What the deuce do you mean, "bully"?
Brian Griffin : He wasn't taking it for a test ride, he was just taking it.
Stewie Griffin : [gasp] You... you mean?
Brian Griffin : [nods] Mm-hm.
Stewie Griffin : [starting to cry] He... stole... my... trikey?
[Stewie bawls. Brian comforts him]
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Stewie Griffin : [talking to his bully whom he tied to a chair] Well, well. Isn't this a darling picture!
Charlie : [struggling to break free from the ropes] Let me go, man!
Stewie Griffin : Tell me, how old are you, Charlie?
Charlie : Seven.
Stewie Griffin : Seven? Well, my, my! You're practically a lady! Ironic that your fate is in the hands of an infant. Now, tell me where my tricycle is!